Freaks Name:Alberto Cruz

Nicknames: JC, Beto, Baby Huey, and Ducklips

History: Sometime in the summer of 2003, Alberto decided it would be a nice day for a Cruise in his gigantic van, defying logic he set on a quest to prove to the world that just because a vehicle does not have brakes doesn't mean it won't stop when asked politely. He almost proved everybody wrong unfortunatly he crashed. Since that day he goes where his feet take him. Which most of the time is not far, you know the frequent stops at BK and the toilet but for the most part found in his room paranoid out of his mind from one hit too many. When he is not inhaling plant smoke with our faveriote indian, JC is found dressed up as Tigger trying to lure kids out into the open for his neighbor Ape to kidnap, but his faveriote hobby is breaking up, this kid breaks up and gets back together with his girl more than Pamella And Tommy lee. Eww...thats it I'm done, like this site. Material more sour than a warhead. Take care everyone.